The Moon is gonna strike the Earth tomorrow

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According to a press release from the US space agency, it may be that the moon detaches from its orbit the Earth at night and come and strike our planet with full force.

That is currently not officially confirmed, but come from an employee of NASA.

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It is probably because the moon is full tonight that caused its fall after a huge mass gain.

The Moon, with a diameter of 3474 km, could shave the whole Central-South America. The news would be great, according to Sara Palin, always eager to end the problem of immigration from Mexico.
This would also be a very effective way to destroy the Islamic State if the moon fell in Syria. The regime of Bashar Al-Assad will suffer severe setback when the entire region will be only a huge crater.

It is totally improbable that the moon crashes in Europe according to the European Commission, but the lobby of the preachers of the end of the world probably generously paid Commissioners to affirm this.

North Korea has already announced that it would welcome the fall of our satellite in the USA.

Un faux clown tueur abattu en Russie (Photos et Vidéos +18)

It had to happen, the first death caused by the killer clowns buzz. We can see in this hidden camera a clown trying to scare passers in Tambov (Russia). Except that the fourth person pulls out a gun, hit the clown then shoots him.

Update: According to russian news, the clown is dead. Igor Chakdov, 20yo, died at Tambov’s hospital in the morning.

Clown Prank goes wrong in Russia – Clown KILLED BY GUN – Убийца клоун Шутки пойдет не так в России

Update here, the clown is dead : http://nordpresse.be/a-killer-clown-killed-during-a-prank-in-russia/?lang=en

 

 

An obese American tourist killed to save an anaconda in Mexico

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Jimmy Protes, an American tourist on holidays in Riviera Maya, was killed yesterday by a nature reserve keeper when he was trying to « play » with a rare snake.

The guard, a Mexican 36 years, told Mexican authorities have tried to kill the snake to save the man, but would have missed its target. The investigation is ongoing but witnesses tell the contrary, the keeper, snakes lover, wanted to save the anaconda from the clutches of the « American big pig »

 

 

Man sentenced to death asks for a child as his last meal

Doug Stephener a cannibal pedophile sentenced to death in Texas asked this weekend as his last meal … a little boy.

Man, that will be executed by lethal injection next week filing his application stating that he wanted to enjoy a maximum of 8 years old child. He also said he refused the child to be of Asian origin.

The Department of Corrections is supposed to have to accept all the demands of any kind. So it may be that they are buying a corpse in a morgue to satisfy the desires of Doug Stephener.

Doug Stephener was sentenced to death in 2008 for rape and cannibalism of children in his neighborhood.

Update: The prison has found a child for Doug Stephener! A girl bought in Africa! Click here to read more

Vincent Lagaf parti combattre en Syrie ?

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Le présentateur du Juste Prix, dont les émissions sont enregistrées plusieurs mois à l’avance, a été retrouvé en Syrie aux côtés de l’État Islamique selon de nombreux tweets. Vincent Lagaf’ est arrivé en Syrie le mois dernier. La direction de TF1 n’a pas encore commenté le départ de son présentateur vedette. L’information n’est pas encore avérée mais la question se pose.

Selon plusieurs sources journalistiques, l’interprète de « La Zoubida » n’en pouvait plus du système capitaliste promu dans son émission « Le Juste Prix ». Il est également envisageable qu’il ai décidé de se tourner vers la religion suite à ses nombreux échecs. Il lui faudra néanmoins beaucoup de hassanates pour arriver à expier Le Baltringue.

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Vincent Lagaf’ a bien changé depuis « La Zoubida »
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Drink Sperm, that is good for your health, according to a japanese study.

The Japanese Ministry of Health commissioned several research centers to conduct a study on the toxicity of sperm in the middle of the food industry .

The study shows that sperm is absolutely not harmful to our body, that otherwise! It is very beneficial, it even talks of « natural booster. »

Semen is odorless, tasteless and highly soluble, it can be added to the composition of many consumer products

explains the expert Hirashi Ishinogawa.

Here are some benefits mentioned in the study:
– Sperm plays a slimming role
Semen is rich in protein, sodium, potassium, magnesium, selenium and in vitamins C and B12. In addition to these benefits, semen also contains « alkaline » which has a role grease burns in the presence of other components contained in the semen.
Its use in beverages « light » is no longer in doubt.
– An antidepressant exception
Our seed contains melatonin, prolactin and serotonin that once ingested has an effect on mental well-being. Japanese iced teas we also added the « boost » in their ingredient list.
– Anti-aging medicine
Spermidine molecule contained in the semen is an excellent anti-aging. Here the applications are turning more towards komatik well as « star-up » Japanese is about to launch the first anti-aging drink!
US companies are beginning to consider using this miracle ingredient and similar initiatives could be in Europe by one to two years.

Drinking beer extends life expectancy by 10 years.

Is there a link between drinking beer and longevity? It is the conclusion of a Belgian researcher, Dr. Van Rootrem, which advocates drinking beer every day to increase their life expectancy.

Physical activity and diets would have only minimal effect on life expectancy, according to Dr. Van Rootrem. For him, there is only one thing to do: drinking beer, and do not exceed 3 beers a day! « Ultimately, aging is a consequence of a high metabolic rate, which has the effect of increasing the number of free radicals we consume, » said he explained to the editor. He added: « If you test your body  by drinking beer, the body seems to adapt to the situation by slowing your metabolism. This is an illustration of ‘what does not kill you makes you stronger.’ He advices for the daily intake of 25 to 50cl of beer a day.

And it is not the first to advance this thesis. The Pasteur Institute had suggested that reducing consumption of pure water by replacing the hop-based beverages, the body feel much better.

The specialty beer is even better for health because richer in vitamin ingredients with high potential and contains powerful ingredients with incredible virtues.

Finally, a study from the University of Prague in 2010 had shown that the lager was an excellent natural medicine. Antioxidants packed, beer overcomes many minor illnesses.

The first party in Belgium receives an application from the grandchild of a Belgian Nazi

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On his Facebook account, Archibald Degrelle, grandchild of belgian nazi Leon Degrelle, today announced he applied for work at the NVA, a far right party in Belgium member of the government.
In its letter, the young Archibald that holds a Master in Economics, explained this in his resume:

I always wanted to work as my grandfather and work to create an independent nation, which will then expand its living space outside its borders. Despite the fact that I do not speak Dutch, I understand German well thanks to all the super 8 that my grandfather left me and all those beautiful German films released between 1933 and 1945 as I still watch frequently with pleasure.

A drunk rabbi converts to Islam

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Alfi Jellinek, an Austrian rabbi, announced in the Austrian press of the day he converted to Islam after a drunken night where he met Allah. The light of faith penetrated his heart, he said. The man was celebrating the birthday of one of his friends in a bar in Vienna when late evening, leaving for a cigarette, he knew. Here’s what he told our colleagues of « Die Presse », an Austrian daily newspaper:

I was seized with a terrible need to get on my knees and direct me to the southeast. Then I lost consciousness for a few minutes, perhaps hours. When I woke up, I was convinced he had found faith, true, Islam.

Alfi Jellinek is now called Seif Mahdi and decided to spend the rest of his days in converting knowledge.

 Source: Die Presse

 

« L’association des pédophiles sympas » se réjouit de la majorité sexuelle à 14 ans.

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L’association a annoncé sur son site web à très excitée à l’idée d’avoir des relations sexuelles avec des enfants de 14 ans légalement.

Alors que l’âge du consentement est actuellement fixé à 16 ans, le gouvernement belge envisage désormais de porter la limite à 14 ans, comme la presse belge l’a annoncé aujourd’hui.
Toutefois, selon de nombreuses associations des droits des enfants, il y a une différence entre laisser 2 enfants âgés de 14 à avoir des rapports sexuels et de permettre à un adulte d’avoir des relations sexuelles avec un enfant de moins de 14.
Et la future législation ne fera aucune distinction.
Selon le président de l’association de pédophiles belges sympas, qui souhaite rester anonyme et utilise encore le pseudonyme Mich54, cette mesure permettra simplement l’amour avec les enfants.

Le débat est déjà à l’origine beaucoup d’indignation.