Le traitement homéopathique, de base c’est une connerie. Mais il y a différents niveaux dans la connerie. Il y a la dissolution de plantes qui ont vraiment un effet à l’origine. Puis il y a la dissolution de foie de canard de barbarie pour soigner la grippe alors que ça n’a aucun sens (Coucou Oscillococcinum).

Puis, sur l’échelle de la connerie, on trouve la dissolution de mur de Berlin.

[Vraie info] Voici le « médicament » homéopathique le plus con du monde: À base de Mur de Berlin

Mais vu que les frontières sont sans cesse repoussées, on vend aujourd’hui de l’homéopathie à base de lumière de trou noir. Ouaip.

Proving of Cygnus X-1, Black Hole, Lux foraminis nigris

Remedy Abbreviation: undetermined

Northwestern Academy of Homeopathy 2010

MASTER PROVER

Jason-Aeric Huenecke CCH, RSHom (NA)

PREPARATION

The remedy was prepared by Rowan Jackson and astronomer, Peter Lipscomb, using an 8″ telescope, Meade LX90 aperture telescope. A vial of alcohol was affixed to the viewing end as the telescope was focused on Cygnus X-1’s location within the Cygnus constellation.

COMPILATION

Lori Foley and Sandra Haering, with students and alumni of the Northwestern Academy of Homeopathy.

METHODOLOGY

Twenty provers took the remedy administered in 30C potencies. The proving was double blind format in which neither the supervisors nor the provers were aware of the substance they were taking. During the proving, provers logged symptoms on a daily basis and were in daily contact with their supervisor until symptoms subsided.

REMEDY AVAILABILITY

NAH Pharmacy (763-746-9242)

Helios Homeopathy Ltd, Contact (listed under “Black Hole”)

360 Homeopathy, (1-406-600-4550)

Au fait, si vous en voulez, c’est 600$ le litre. D’eau.

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